When the World Cup comes up, all the news stations go crazy and try to pretend like it’s this huge deal, and the rest of us have to listen to it. Yeah, we get it, the rest of the world is crazy about soccer. But guess what.
Have you ever seen a sports bar packed full of soccer fans? Of course you haven’t. There aren’t enough soccer fans in any city to fill a bar, and there never will be. Soccer is BORING.