Nobody Cares About Soccer

June 15, 2014 at 11:01 pm  •  Posted in Blog by  •  1 Comment

When the World Cup comes up, all the news stations go crazy and try to pretend like it’s this huge deal, and the rest of us have to listen to it. Yeah, we get it, the rest of the world is crazy about soccer. But guess what.

Nobody cares.

Have you ever seen a sports bar packed full of soccer fans? Of course you haven’t. There aren’t enough soccer fans in any city to fill a bar, and there never will be. Soccer is BORING.

One Comment

  1. You Suck / June 29, 2014 at 11:09 pm / Reply

    More like nobody cares about your shitty little magazine.

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